The Triangular Cube Truth Presents:

Sea Serpents

Do you ever go to the edge of the ocean and feel like it's whispering dark secrets into your ear? A slight hsss or a slight hshhhh sound? Have you ever felt like you saw a large shadow swim away from the corner of your eye? You're not alone. Many people have had similar experiences and I want to share the depth of my studies on such phenomenon. Sea Serpents and lake monsters have a much closer relationship to us than you'd think. Slither through my findings below. Related sightings to other mysterious creatures, the Sea Serpents are greatly tied to the Government.

Sea Serpent History

Many people from many continents around the world have had mythos for many generations of giant snake like monsters lurking just off shore, to keep people at bay from exploring the oceans to their deaths. Great beings to worship or speak to gently asking for wishes and fortune in return for favors, dating advice or offerings.

There is a distinction though, between the origins of ancient sea snakes, and the sea snake populations of greater northern Pacific and Atlantic Oceans and great lakes around the world. I've discovered in my research that the great fire of London in 1666, wiped out much more than just the city. The climate aftershock effects were a disaster on the ancient version of what we now come to think of as Sea Serpents. Unfortunately there's little to recover from this great loss. But there is a higher power at work that were able to recreate and manifacture the Sea Serpents for their own twisted reasons.

Sea Serpent Biology

Sea Serpents are not like regular snakes. Their bones are made out of titanium oxide and their blood is a pure stream of mercury. This makes them extremely deadly, if they want to be. There are reports that they love eating other small creatures that sound strange. The humming created from eating singing creatures allows for better digestion.

Below is the most accurate scientific illustrations we have on the creatures today.

Sea Serpents are quite intelligent, but they are color blind. They know at least 4 human languages, depending on the day and many of them go about their day of their own free will, regardless of what the government says.

Sea Serpent Sightings

EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW Sea Serpent's Were Created by the Government

As much as we'd like to kid ourselves, the Government likes to meddle in things far out of their control. In my findings I found clear evidence that the Government has manufactured a new generation of Sea Serpents. There are reports of humming and slurping which forms a parallelogram base sound wave structure to the noise and I must continue resarching deeper.

The Serpent Sound

The Failures of the Government and the Minx Connection

At first I assumed that the Serpent sound was linked much closer to the origins of the truth sound. Going deeper into finding more about the Serpent sound, due to their reports of humming and slurping, which has a similar parallelogram ring to it, I discovered that the connection is a mere coincidence. What I did find out was that the Serpents have no intention to pursue a connection to the sound and that their real goal is to scare people from searching deeper into the sound. The Government created the Serpents to stop people from swimming away from land and escaping our country and continents...but they have little to do with the larger conspiracy surrounding The Triangular Cube Sound.

Unfortunately the Sea Serpents are sentient, but have lost their companionship with each other due to climate change and chem trails confusing their memory. It's impossible to communicate with them as the chem trails have blurred their languages into an obscurred dialect. Believe me...I've tried.

The occassional overlap with other mysterious creatures, like my good friends the Minxies, are due to the Sea Serpents appetite for eating other creatures that emmit similar wave lengths in the 4th dimension. I've had to distance myself from the emotional pain of serpents eating my friends and be objective about these findings. But my condolences go out to all Minxies lost to the gaping maws of the Serpents.
I blame the Government for the situation.

Goodnight fallen Minxies...