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Is it possible that there are beings in this world who share the same space and breathe the same air as you, that wield mysterious mystical power, and constitute one of the biggest threats to every single ideology the human race has come up with so far, yet have never been documented by neither science not mainstream news media?
They are being from a different dimension or plane of being. When you are in their presence, you will know immediately because you will feel a feeling that I can only describe as "perpendicular", the symptoms of which include ingrown hairs, yellowing cheeks, and shrinking liver. |
Sightings:The Sea Serpents are some of the few creatures to have made sightings of the Mysterious Creatures.The government has made many attempts to investigate the Mysterious Creatures, but to no success. As far as my research has proven, I am the only party to have successfully made contact with them. |
Biology:They are microscopic, smaller than a sea plankton, but they can choose to change their size at will up to 200 meters in height. They are shaped like a triangular cube standing on two short legs. They have two eyes. Diagram of regular terahedron (triangular cube) sourced from Harmonices Mundi. It is theorized that the minxies feed on a combination of the sounds of people's laughter, the playful spirit, and/or bricks from real-life pyramids in Egypt and Las Vegas. They do not produce waste, or at least not in the same way that we humans understand it. They can live up to our equivalent of 500 years, but in what could feel to us like less than an instant or as long as a billion years. The minxy's flesh tastes like burnt sunflower seeds and saffron. The texture is heavy and grainy, like lightly blended oats with milk. The minxies reproduce by a process akin to mitosis, except that instead of one cell dividing into two, it looks more like three cells joining as one. I call this process tetrosis.  Below is a graphical representation of the minxy's physical appearance. Because it may disturb the sensibility of certain viewers, I have hidden it below the transparent detail arrow below. Click here to open the image |
What they represent:
Some may say that the minxies are to humans what Satan was to Yahweh. Others might say that they are what the vultures were to Prometheus. Others might say that they are what Prometheus was to humans. Others might say that they are was Dorian Gray was to Basil. Others might say that they are what a flower is to a bee. Others might say that they are what clouds are to rain. Others might say that they are what earrings are to earlobes. Others might say that they are what post-modernism is to structuralism. Others might say that they are what lettuce is to bread. Others might say that they are what a fax machine is to two cans tied by a string. Others might say that they are what nuclear energy is to steam. Others might say that they are what imagination is to reason. Others might say that they are what Moby Dick was to Captain Ahab. Others might say that they are what chickens are to grain.
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My relationship with the Mysterious Creatures:
My relationship with the mysterious creatures started almost (I say almost because I know it was fated) by accident. It all started the night I found Mr Minx in my cutlery drawer. You can learn more about that encounter on Mr Minx's dedicated page.
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